This post from John Gruber about the continued woes of the Great White iPhone is absolutely hilarious and a must read.
Original iPhone: Look at you. You’re a fucking mess.
White iPhone 4: (Without looking up from poker machine.) Nice to see you too.
Original iPhone: Is that cocaine all over your face? Jesus Christ. You’re lucky I’m not picking you up in jail again.
White iPhone 4: Who gives a shit if you were? Who cares?
Original iPhone: Who do you think you are? You think all publicity is good publicity? You think you’re the bad-boy star? Lindsay fucking Lohan with a stainless steel frame and glass back? There’s a big difference between you and her. She’s made actual movies, which have sold actual tickets. She had an actual career to ruin. What have you done, at all, other than embarrass yourself? ...
Read the whole thing.